You know what I greatly miss? Mario Party official websites, with their Flash browser mini-games and their gorgeous wallpapers.

Oh boy, GameCube and Wii games had such fantastic official websites. I still remember myself playing the browser game on the Super Mario Sunshine website. 2000s Internet was so fun and…

No BoxBox playing Riven, no deal!

To tell the truth Wario doesn’t have a girlfriend yet only because he hasn’t asked Mona out, because she has a crush on him. (of course, she is still a teenager in high school and that pairing would look a little uncomfortable, but, hey! Nintendo is Japanese, and they have different sexual taboos in Japan)

Isn’t it the opposite?

They should bring all Super Mario RPG characters back, Smithy and the Axem Rangers in particular.

He did some plumbing in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, but that was 14 years ago, when I HAVE FURY became a popular meme.

He clearly looks like a Stephen King villain.

If you’ve read enough Literotica stories the only solution is to transition into a transwoman yourself and get the girl. Works every time (well, at least it works there).

Mario Rabbids is the starting point of this discussion. Second paragraph.

That explains Super Mario Odyssey.

After he dumped Pauline (or she dumped him).

I thought it was Luigi who has been piping Daisy.

That moment when German crashes with English.

The Beetle fairies used to be hippies who agreed to become cars but chose to remain isolated from the society with their own society of car fairies, and the hills are giant fossilized cars.

Good to see they finally made an animated adaptation of one of Anne McCaffrey’s works, although I thought the first animated adaptation of her works would be of Dragonriders of Pern, not of The Ship Who Sang.

He wears a hat, facial hair and dresses in bright red and blue - of course he is a hispter!

Maybe you could put some of that Afternoon Delight on her brownie...

Please tell me this is a parody fanart.

I just hope they don’t go the Simpsons way of remodelling statues of “history’s greatest monsters” to beloved women.

And hermaphrodite amphibian DNA that enabled life to, uh, find a way!