If you kick and trample a fireman to death wearing these shoes do they turn khaki and yellow and you get water kicks? And if you kick and trample a policeman to death do your shoes turn blue and black and you can shoot bullets from your shoes? And if you kick and trample a milkman to death do your shoes turn white and…

Cheese heist....Man, I love it when the UK behaves like a Monty Python sketch!

Slutty...Nazi?

He starred in a medical show, I think one about medical interns. Other than these two failed shows and an episode of Criminal Minds where he played a serial killer who filmed his killings with a camera on his glasses and formed a relationship with a blind boy I don’t remember anything else Alex starred on.

I wished to live in a world where politicians and world leaders actually played video-games.

Or more tragic on the last one:

How bizarre a world it is when Turkey is becoming a new oppressive Ottoman Empire. I wonder what Atatürk would think of this?

Here in Brazil e-sportists definitely are.

One should never go full Nicolas Cage.

America loves guns like Vikings love spam.

Why is the golden-plated woman on the left holding her fruit-smuggling devices so close to her breast?

I could imagine a Minotaur shaped like a gargoyle. Now, that would be a horror story! (who knows, maybe it could even be a sequel or prequel to As Above, So Below) 

I got this book as a birthday present from my aunt as a teen. Based on the cover alone I never cared to read or even open the book. Now I am feeling I was right and didn’t miss anything.

(now that I look back in time my aunt was the worst gift-giver I’ve ever met in my life. some years ago when I started transitioning…

I think that would be the first horror game where you control the threat instead.

Anatomically realistic humans in the same universe as Mario is hilarious!

Japanese names in the Heian period used to sound so different from what they sound today, isn’t it?

Thanks, I was expecting this.

Men banging men is hot. You have no idea what you are missing.

And meanwhile no new Ice Climbers game. What the hell are you doing, Nintendo?

Bugsy, like the mobster. A huge number of people mispronounce it as if the name is really Bugsy instead of Bubsy.

Corgi? You mean the Akita Inu (or the Shiba Inu)?