Oh no, they hate real intellectuals, not “alternative intellectuals” (or as they call, “alt-lect”).

Ohh no no no. You missed the memo in the White House. For Republicans guns don’t kill people, and white kids accidently with guns also don’t kill people, only dangerous dark-skinned minorities with guns kill people. You see, a child only dies from gunshot when non-white minorities are involved, and since he is a white…

A man believes a raped woman wasn’t raped because the rapist was also a man. Sadly no news here. Men love rape and fellow rapists.

I heard EarthBound tastes like fuzzy pickles.

It’s also a random taste, you never know when it is coming.

But do they taste as bad as milipedes? I am ashamed to admit I’ve tasted a milipede, and not as a child but as a grown-up teenager. It tastes life burning, and then leaves the tasting area of your tongue yellow.

Well, Trunks must have been born in some way, right?

Nothing, it has to do with Japanese popular culture, as it is also the purpose of Kotaku.

....
...Because, you know, those Kenyans live in the same planet as the Japanese. And...I guess some Niger-Congo languages sound similar to Japonic languages.

And Shakespeare in Love wasn’t even nominated.

I didn’t know I needed so much Mayan-inspired artwork, but now I know - I need more!

“Morgan: Garcia, check on a list of national parks who could be our unsub!”

I know Shemar left the show, but this is something I want to keep pretending isn’t real

I am in love with you and your Arrested Development reference.

Ron Howard needs to narrate more.

Like made-up islands and towns in old maps to counter cartography plagiarism!

Hitler was slighthly more politically competent, he is more like American Hugo Chávez.

Thanking a fairy? Don’t jinx your future Eevee with an accidental Sylveon evolution! (considering the possibility of them releasing all Eeveelutions at once, which they should)

I always said to my relatives and friends (ok, only to my relatives) that I would only consider playing Pokémon Go if they introduced Generation II Pokémon, as it is one of my most favorite Generations (along with Generation III) and I actually don’t care about Generation I Pokémon. However now that no one is playing…

Three thin guys, including one spectacled, and a fat guy. Why am I sensing the cast of a standard sexual-comedy-based shounen anime?

Maybe the manga has already been forgotten by now (or the poll was exclusive on animes, and this manga’s anime versions were never that strong or never long enough to follow the later seasons of the manga), but I am puzzled by the lack of Mahou Sensei Negima. It’s the only manga I ever read in my life that at a…

Sextuplets, apparently.

Insect-like anatomy explains it a lot. Maybe they were all born from the same spawn, because besides the hairstyles and hair colors they all look like clones.

And now with anti-semite and Nazi jokes it seems like he is trying to pull a The Producers scam to turn himself into a complete failure and be forgotten by everyone while running away with a lot of money.

Well, if he had watched Mel Brooks he would have known that using the anti-semite/Nazi joke path for irrelevance…