Those stories can’t really hold a candle to Uchikoshi’s twists, TBH.

He will, and it’ll be because of a super important reason and we’ll feel ashamed about it.

If he isn’t, that’s totally CENSORSHIP.

Not that I saw, but there is a specific line in that thing that you could say comes true in the new game, in a way.

When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”

There’s gotta be some sort of cosmic irony for a game about stealing long lost treasures getting stolen. Like that time I killed a mosquito with a book on bioethics

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I finally have a reason to boot up Win ‘98 again!

Just what Kotaku needs, an udder comedian. I’m going to have steer clear of this thread as I’ve about herd all the cattle jokes I can stand.

This is a short enough run that someone could make a bovine out of it.

- Lovely little short, as if there was any doubt

It’s not always so black & white. Who’s your beef with?!

I am cowed by your wit

With a pun like that you open yourself up for a prime ribbing.

Great, there’s going to be a herd of people trying to duplicate this.

No problem, you could do this kind of pun once in a while. The important thing is that it will not become a dairy routine.

Showing yourself out now just seems like a moo point.

That’s not true at all. If the game is on your account it doesnt matter its origin. One game equals one experience.