If you have $50K and you decide the car is worth more to you than the money, it’s not too much to pay.

Objection, your honor.

“Thee USS Colorado is able to launch Tomahawk missiles at submarines and ships”

I herd that.

Now relegated to the equivalent of Formula 3 of celestial bodies.

Well, that explains what happened to Pluto. Good ol’ Sol got tired of being passed by a backmarker.

The local automotive industry? Can he be referring to anything other than the unholy creation of Jeepneys using parts harvested from random vehicles and scrap metal?

Because tricks are what a whore does for money...

I, too, would have a Michael B. Jordan on retainer for... reasons.

It almost does, yes.

This is the deep, dark, painful thought I have to suppress every time I see a Toyota overlanding rig. I love my Defender. It has never let me down. But that shouldn’t be noteworthy.

For privacy reasons, I make it a point to only pay for my cars in cash. Also, I wear a McGruff costume before, during, and after the transaction.

Disregards physics, or cravenly caves to its every demand?

You deserve far more stars for this.

Best angle on that car. Second best is the rear. The worst shots are taken in profile.

85% of the drivers with whom I share the road drive faster than me regardless of the posted speed limit.

Enthusiastic idiots? Enthusiastically idiotic? Idiotically enthusiastic?

Fun fact: The I- prefix used in the Interstate Highway System stands for Interstate.

It did, and it was shipped on February 6th. I’m pretty sure that launch cost a lot more than $4.4M, though.

I imagine if you’re attractive enough and know a talented photographer, just one would be sufficient.