Many years of club and internal strife could have been avoided if he had only been "gellin' like Magellan"

Then David goes back to his second job at the lumber mill.

The OP asked for the obvious interpretation, that is what the obvious interpretation is. The rest of the layered nuance that is David Lynch would be far more debatable among people due to varied experiences in life and while viewing it. I think his movies are terrifying on many levels, other people just find them…

Yes, just like with any movie. But that wasn't really the original question.

I mean, I'm not really going to write a dissertation in the comments of AV Club, but if you Google it, there are several many page long explanations online. The short version is David Lynch tends to portray the evil around us lurking below the facade of seemingly happy everyday life, this movie was going to be for TV…

The first part is her idealized version of what she thought Hollywood was going to be like using people from her real life interactions, and the last part is her actual sad life with her bitter and jilted, etc.

Sleep Now In The Fire Walk With Me was a great album.

"Ee used a bloody double!"

Agreed, I meant to add that I told her they could completely remove her from the show and literally nothing would change. She has 0% effect on the show in any plot line. Plus, she's totally OK that Jax shot her full of drugs.

True, but they NEVER get dirty. Not even after explosions.

My friend hasn't seen past season 2 of SOA, but saw the preview before American Horror Story tonight. She's like "Jax's junkie ex is back?" and I was like… "Yeah, actually she went to rehab and now is the only normal person on the show."

Agreed, too bad it was only that small (but decent) part.

Honestly, this show would improve if Sticky Fingaz from Onyx was on it though.

Of the ones we've seen, roughly 50-75% are actually involved in crime, and the rest have caught a bullet.

The FBI did show up in the past seasons, spoiler: they got shot. No backup was sent.

Zoidberg'd

Chalky gives birth to Omar's dad, hijinks ensue.

Odd, mine is an Adventureland. We should rub our Eisenbergs together.

"Ahhh that's Beats by Bootsy baby!"

Beats before meets.