Theoretically, he could come back in time for next season opener...BUT, he’ll be 30 years old and 2+ years removed from his last really interesting basketball. God...That would suck.  

That headline, fortunately, is much worse than the thesis of the article (which is that teams are looking ahead to who are going to be the billpayers and sponsors of tomorrow, and allegedly planning ahead).

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.

No but like blue lives matter or whatever

ABSOLUTELY THIS 

THIS.

Cold as ice. Also completely fair and just. Wow.

Maybe Greg just sucks at being a Jehovah’s Witness.

All you need is a big enough needle.

144k, if my memory serves

Hey now! That doesn’t apply to ‘Mericans.

My wife and I know a couple who practice, and tbh I’m salty they never gave us a pitch. I think JWs believe only a finite number of people get to heaven, and I guess my beer’s good enough for you to visit but not so good that you’d try to save my eternal soul, huh Greg?

Yeah but his dad probably wouldn’t offer it this time

Oh...ohhh...ohhhhhhhh! Sorry, that was so good, I just Kinja’ed. +1 you bastard. 

$10 to $12 million? Austin Rivers would trip all over himself to get to that kind of payday again.

“The joy I feel is unmatched.”

Probably only tangentially related, but is there a single person in the world whose practice and belief aligns with the statement “it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”.

+1 hour spent hiding on my couch until I’m sure they’ve left.

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.