Perfect.

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees.

When the mascot/human war is happening and Robin Lopez has to kill Mascot Brook

Judge: Do you believe evicting your victory result was a valid decision.
Maximum Security: Neigh.

A horse is a horse in court in court

Do people really drive around looking at houses and offer less because the neighbor 3 blocks away doesn’t have a ferrari in the driveway?

Why are you here?

Then mind your own fucking business.  

I’d rather see this truck than be subject to the asshats that comprise the board of an HOA.

I’ve foreclosed on 3 deadbeats this year already and took their houses and put their shit on the curb for not paying up the measly $185 a year dues for 3 years straight.

So stop staring at your neighbors’ houses, damn creeper.

Yep. A competent attorney is going to have a field day with that one.

Yeah the HOA’s gonna lose this one. Body damage =/= paint damage. If they wanted to say that paint should be near-pristine then they should have written it in their by laws. Body damage indicates a dent or worse.

That can be easier said than done. In NC any new neighborhood over a small number of houses (I think it’s 12 or 14) is *required by law* to have an HOA. This has been going on for decades. It’s difficult to find houses for sale that are not in an HOA.

I think there’s a difference between saying “I can’t stand this” and taking the extra step to say “I can’t stand this so therefore you shouldn’t fly with your children”.

Yeah, air travel is notorious for having private spaces!!!!

“Okay let’s just step off this plane until she settles”

Nope. Kids are loud and wild and do not do what you ask them.

You buried the lede.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair.