James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

The only argument I can make is the one I made last round:

Duck vs Pope is the true Final

Chastity Gooch-Fant vs. Rev. Pix Butt was a gut-wrenching decision. I acquiesced to my inner 9 year-old and voted for the good Reverend, but I fear his time may be up.

It’ll probably be bucks in six or seven, but I’m watching every second for another Rozier Bledsoe fight. We can make this happen.

On behalf of countries who are routinely blown apart every other week, many due to the Petyr Baelish School of American Foreign Policy, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that about other countries and 9/11. Tragedies happen everywhere and they suck everywhere; we just had to AmericanExceptionalism(tm) ours into “OUR…

I can’t thank you enough. GBA is just a crap garbage song, even among jingoistic non-anthems.

When we were kids, we changed up the lyrics of America the Beautiful to reference cheese as often as possible.

America the Beautiful by Ray Charles, if anyone wants to see something awesome just watch Charles perform the song before the second Leonard vs Duran fight (the no mas fight) 

Garbage and cancerous? Nah.

This is correct - America the beautiful if you want a song to start the game. Take me out to the ballgame in the 7th.

“America the Beautiful” is about a thousand times better than “God Bless America”.

Still only the second-worst gaffe I’ve seen at a press conference: I work in higher ed communications and public relations and once had the president of a university I was working for say something truly fucking stupid and baffling and out of place at a press conference, then say “Umm...that was off the record, by the…

I’m pretty cynical and no stranger to leaping to worst case judgment. But I’ve seen this exact situation play out after snapping photos at events. Like, of course Laura Ingraham was probably making a barely coded gesture, but often, catching someone midwave can lead to an awkward position.

As a former Queens and Manhattan resident, I’m comparing two incompetent franchises who got their new stadiums and don’t have to do a damn thing now, not the cities.

But seriously, let’s remember some Kings guys.

The Kings don’t have to be anything. They got their taxpayer funded arena (I’m sure I’m not the only one who has accidentally called it “The Golden Corral Center”), they don’t need to be competitive and they’re not going to be moved to Seattle. Cruise control for the next 20 years for the franchise. They’re the Mets…

Anyone who is not Steve Jobs should stay in school, football player or not. The whole mythos surrounding college dropouts who become superstars is jarring in nearly every instance. Sure, there are other ways to master one’s craft, but that is hardly the core of what college is for. 

Agreed about the last email needing to be the first.

Bret Stephens says that state sanctioned murder is cool but cheeky emails are out of bounds.