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You picture it as an overrated school, coasting on name falling at the last second to a crazy shot from some nobody from a nowhere school, probably underrated. That...was an ass-kicking. Over a school that was wounded, but still had earned its way there. Holy crap that was nuts. Holy crap I’m glad my kids went to bed

Are you sure you wouldn’t shit his pants anyway? Just for fun? Because it looks like you were looking for an invitation there.

This will probably reach the Supreme Court, and situations like this are why Republicans wanted Neil Gorsuch on the court. The Three Stooges (Alito, Thomas and Gorsuch) all probably have a hard-on right now. 8 years of the court repeatedly limiting federal power and a couple decades of pounding us over the head with

My hope is that eventually there’s no one left to work in the administration. Of course, no one left means Trump himself actually has to govern. I figure this will either kill him or kill all of us, so I don’t know whether to be giddy or terrified about the possibility.

Perfect for kids? Not for $400 it’s not. $40 flip phones exist for that exact reason.

DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS...oh wait. The NRA thinks we’re all socialists here and Trump is still stewing over the Go Fuck Yourself. Carry on.

Damnit, someone has to get Doncic. Might at well be the Kings.

+1 Kevin

+1 NRA dollar

At this point, it might be safer to just rob Mr. Fenn

Ah, 2018. The year we could all use a good cry in Robin Williams’ arms.

C’mon Chris. Every day older is a day closer to being able to scream “GET OFF MY LAWN” unironically. And isn’t that something to look forward to?

As a Sacramento Kings fan, I don’t know what’s more likely: Luka Doncic falling into our laps, then not taking him, or Luka magically turning into trash if we do take him.

Oh wait! I get it! It’s not focusing on race if you want more WHITE people. Right, Fox?

Cincinnati is the medium place, damn it! DON’T YOU TAKE THAT FROM US.

Just to make sure, can I melt steel beams or no?

#dickgoal