#dickgoal

Great read, Drew. I can only hope to bewilder my children in the same way someday. Though as I am a Sacramento Kings fan, they’re much more likely to see dad throw a plate through the TV, assuming the Kings ever get good enough again for me to feel anything other than resigned disappointment.

- One BBB is a decades long racket threatening crappy ratings to those who don’t pay and rewarding those who do pay regardless of actual quality.

+1 Dead-eyed Sofia Coppola

This story is about things that should die in 2018 and no one’s going to dare say Donald Trump? You don’t have to say that you want him assassinated. Just that he finally’s done in by say, a well done hunk of steak or an overdose of whatever meds his doc’s been slipping him though the years. Or just age- he’s old…

And someone tell Roy Moore it’s only a joke.

Poor Emma’s mom. Opening day is March 29 next year, so I gotta think there’s a 95% chance of LOLMETS before April even begins.

So Liberia, if you like pro-athletes for presidents, we have a Hall of Fame “wrestler” at the helm in America. Can we trade? I know your guy is a right-wing populist with no formal education...but can we trade?

Funny, you normally have to be a member of the Kings to play while in jail. 

Well, that makes him the first.

Close. Unless Wikipedia is wrong, Wilt Chamberlain got his first in 1959-1960 and his second in 1965-1966. So James would be second in duration split.

I know the answer is likely incredible level of body control, but I’m going with wizardy.

Fair enough. I retract the asshole remark.

Your dog may be a good boy, but you are certainly an asshole. Missed calls don’t justify trying to injure somebody.

Always lizard truthers.