Nope! Reversed. I do the laundry because I get weird about the folding. I like beer and she doesn’t, so she often takes on the driving.

I dunno, I would imagine similar to what I paid for my Chinese wife. To afford her, I took on a feeling of dumb whenever she does complex mathematics in her head while I pull out a calculator for anything more than simple addition. I also took an occasional sense of inadequacy whenever she speaks in one of five…

Is this a Yakety Sax moment? If feels like it’s either a yakety sax, or that it’s so great that the music would only detract from the awesomeness.

That’s actually his wife.

There is an IQ test for recording. Still let’s in a lot of dumb motherfuckers. To me it’s a reminder that test scores sometimes have nothing to do with stupid

I am so fucking pissed off at these human refuse bins, for so many reasons. I am pissed at the violation of my fellow servicemembers and veterans. I am pissed that that violaton went on so long. I am pissed at the harassment of the whistleblower who held up the integrity to which we are all supposed to swear. I don’t…

Yep. She is me and I am her.

I look at the Hulk punching that piece of shit, and I laugh. I laugh and laugh and laugh. I don’t know when my face become soaked with tears, but here we are.

Well, the military guys are kinda like Michael Bluth-as in Mattis, McMaster and Shulkin (Fuck Kelly for leading DHS into gestapo-like tactics). They definitely carry constant “what fresh hell is this?” expressions on their faces.

Speaking as a veteran, go fuck yourself.

And yet they once called their hockey team the Atlanta Flames 🤔

Given Vivek’s insanely high opinion of his own basketball skills what with him coaching his daughter’s middle school team and all, pretty sure he says that too.

That’s a better joke than anything in the video.

I know the “Turmp” in the third paragraph is an error, but can we keep calling him that? Turmp is remarkably close to the sound my stomach makes whenever I hear his name anyway.

So in sum, we owe our new president to a series of revenge schemes. Revenge by racists because a black man took the presidency for eight years. Revenge by sexists because a woman became a candidate for president. Revenge by a human pile of cheeto vomit because President Obama rightfully implied that he was an asshole.…

This Bear Friday is the best Bear Friday

Always lowlight truthers

Yeah, rhe article’s info or wording is slightly off. Mack was the first to be named FIRST team All-Pro at two positions in the same year.

Have to throw the Raiders in that discussion too- five wins by scores in the last few minutes of regulation overtime. Four games won by defensive stops or forced turnovers in Raiders territory in the last two minutes. Like the Chiefs, they shouldn’t be in that situation so often, but they handle the pressure…

More the Whiteblacks in that uniform