So, I get the “end the whining” argument seemingly pushed by this. It’s annoying to wallow and none of our “liberal nephew” points can take away the fact that Trump will be president for the next four years. Frankly, if he isn’t president for four years, it will probably by because of an even larger disaster.

Someone who had to work on Thanksgiving, who you supported by checking this website instead of taking to whatever annoying family member is in the immediate vicinity. So unless you’re the family pariah, maybe show a little respect for your diversion, eh?

Of course the pregnancy rate will go up now. In the age of Trump, what is there to do but cry and fuck? Pity it will be harder to get contraception though.

Because they’re playing well. They will probably continue to play well. They will will look like a Super Bowl contender at the start of the playoffs, perhaps for a half, perhaps for a full game or even a game and a half. But it will end as it always does- with a deflated second-half and foolish, foolish time…

As someone who just had to endure the pleasures of canvassing the yahoos of Cincinnati’s eastern suburbs, let me wholeheartedly* endorse Tuberville’s words. However, I would like to add “go fuck yourself” and “your children are voting for Hillary, shortly before they leave you in your bitter backwoods stew.”

Take a look at the records of Memphis and Toronto during and after Rudy Gay’s tenure. I’m relatively sure basketball Hell is wherever he plays.

Thanks! I feel pretty good about it, though the GI Bill helps!

I mean I’m 30 something and I have a kid, but I’m only applying for law school. So you’re technically correct (which is the best kind of correct).

That’s the stuff.

Is there any other website or place that uses “butt”as a general indicator of quality? Don’t get wrong, I love Deadspin’s butt designations- it’s simple, intuitive and catchy. Fitzpatrick is indeed butt and he is not alone in being butt. I just don’t want to be the weird guy who says “that’s butt” and get back a…

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ. Can’t we just take the smarmy, well-meaning compliment?

He’s afraid of her. And she knows it. He’s fucked.

True, but 58% beats 36% and 43%. Looking at you, Andre and DeAndre.

If Katrina Pierson isn’t referred to as Baghdad Babette after this shitswirl of an election is all over, then we all fucked up.

Please let this catch on. If Onuaku gets steady contracts in part he can hit his damn free throws, maybe it will convince others that money is more important than looking “cool”, especially since looking cool now means I have to sit through 30 minutes of DeAndre Jordan/Andre Drummond/other dipshits air balling free…

They’ve been incompetent “especially” since Ranadive bought them? Oh no, not quite. Ranadive is sadly a step UP from the previous owners, the Maloofs.

I can’t tell whether Giuliani has become the dementia-ridden perpetually angry uncle you avoid because you feel so bad for him, or the nasty, sexist and racist uncle you avoid because he’s a jackass.

Boy did SNL capture Scottie perfectly. Crazy don’t break.

That’s Cory Joseph who gets shoe-smacked, not Greivis Vasquez. However, if you asked Vasquez whether he’d rather take a sweaty shoe to the face or continue playing for the Nets, he’d give you a hard pause.

Tim Kaine might deserve more credit than he’s getting. Sure he didn’t tear Pence to pieces, but that wasn’t his goal anyway. He tore into Trump and got Pence to demure defending him. I have to imagine Trump blowing up on Pence is exactly the response Clinton wanted anyway.