OH MY GOD OHIO JUST EXPLODED

Terrorists are absolutely on the verge of overwhelming us. It's just that these terrorists sell guns rather than firing them.

Good to know the refs pay as much attention to MLS as the rest of us do.

I really want to give it to Gammons, who may have the literal worst tweet, but fuck Curt Schilling.

You laugh now, but every champion needs a fantastic towel waver. I have no clue if Bairstow is one, but he sure looks the part.

Like everyone else, I love having my social media plastered with half-ass conspiracy theories from the world of politics, plus probably true conspiracy theories from the world of international sports, but c’mon now. The NBA lost its conspiratorial cred when David Stern retired.

I think the reference here is what taking punches later did to Ali the man, rather than Ali the fighter.

Goddammit, I am ok with this, but couldn’t the league have been pro-business last decade? A fantastic 2008 Spurs-Suns series was cut short because Boris Diaw and Amare Stoudemire were suspended for game 5. No crouch-punting or anything! They just crossed an imaginary line that made David Stern made. I am now entirely…

My wife rightfully treats me as the king and champion of baby sleep time. This is because I’ve been singing to my son since he was in utero, so now he calms down/passes out whenever I start up. This was either good planning or my voice is so awful as to induce fainting in small children. My wife is too nice to tell…

Amen to that!

I imagine one second of pure ecstasy followed by an ongoing wave of disgust. I imagine it will be closest to orgasming following by projectile vomiting.

Welcome to the daily emotional struggle of the informed sports fan. I am impressed at what Seattle just did when faced with similar extortion, but they don’t have an NBA team anymore. I’d cheer for the Green Bay Packers if I cheered for enlightened ownership structure, but I’ve never lived near Green Bay nor can I…

Can we go for an answer of “fucking everyone?” Just a Rube Goldberg machine of death where everyone gets a turn. Barring that, I’d love for Ramsay to piss off Wun Wun.

Oh, you thought the draft wasn’t rigged?

Now I’m just thinking about about Beaker bitching about his day. It’s surprisingly calming.

Was his answer “because I’m a twat?” Because I’m pretty sure people don’t like him because he’s a twat.

I’m not saying that it will work. In fact, I’m hoping it doesn’t. I just think that what happened with Kerr is influencing teams’ management across the league- especially dweebs like Robert Pera.

Oh I agree with you that it is unlikely. We do appebtky have mutual interest with Joerger,so there’s a least a shot. And if doesn’t happen, I’d be perfectly happen with Ewing, much less so with Del Negro

As a fan of a Western Conference team and a selfish bastard, I am hoping for that. Only so many playoff spots out there and one might just have opened.