There’s a small part of me that dreads this. Both when I was active and now as a reservist I get a kick out of the chance to get up close and personal with the field with free game tickets in exchange for a little pageantry; I have no faith in any sports league to continue the practice without pocket-lining…

I fully support this brand of insanity. School is about learning and creativity and ...

Didn't her 15 minutes end 15 minutes ago?

Fo’ fo’ fo’ shame. Goodbye, Moses. No one could hold position quite like you.

It absolutely can be argued. She was forced to resign by HP’s board of directors due to the mediocre performance of HP following its acquisition of Compaq. Fiorina aimed to make HP into the world's most successful computer company and failed. She has not successfully led a company since then. She has lost every…

Did you just quote Christina Hoff Sommers, known GamerGate weasel and attention hungry contrarian, as a legitimate source? And you did so with a mewling, fact-light article that tries to hold up choice of majors as the biggest cause of inequality? Well, thanks for outing yourself as a troll and idiot. Please avoid…

So...I’m thinking someone has a nursing home in their future?

I once got drunk and peed in my sock drawer. Didn’t realize it until the next day when I put a pair on and groggily realized socks shouldn’t be wet until after I wear them. But peeing on another guy? There has to be context there...did the pee victim fall asleep near the toilet? Is the urinator ( or urinatee? Or…

As a man about to be a father, I want to offer a preemptive prayer that I run into people like Cat Baker. As a forgetful, often stressed and easily disorganized person, I am sure that I will do someday do a dipshit thing that will (please God, only mildly) endanger my child despite my best efforts. If/When that…

Sure why not

As my more religious friends might say, that’s God’s dye, my friends.

Despite my revenge-fantasy level anger at a few of the customers, I have to say this is one of my favorite BCOs. Reading about insane coffee orders and insaner tourists in Lake Tahoe makes me all wistful for my childhood home. I miss living in one of the most beautiful places on Earth.

she looks up at me and growls, “No, this is FOAM!”

Arby’s: We make heroin look like a good life choice

From what I hear, his son is giant Seth Rollins fan. Which pushes Jon thoroughly into the Cool Dad category here.

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Damnit Deadspin, don’t tease me like this. If I see the headline “Mayweather beaten by woman,” I want it to be with a 2X4, not a bon mot.

In Barack’s America, you get all the napkins you could ever want!

So can we stop referring to ESPN as sports news? Just as Fox is now the propaganda arm of the Republican Party, ESPN is now the arm of the NFL, Floyd Mayweather and whoever pays enough. Maybe it has always been that, but now and then I could fool myself otherwise.