Wait, hold on...THIS IS REAL? There’s no chance this is a hoax? I just..I can’t wrap my head around it. I know people can fool themselves into anything, but holy crap.

I worked on and off as a barista through high school and my first dip into college, and more often than I’d like to admit, it was at the Frappucino Empire. I worked at three different locations, and at each there was always someone requesting a drink that could be legally referred to as a health hazard.

Mental issues are definitely a small part of it. As I’ve gone further into a monogamous relationship, I do wonder sometimes if I’ve been overstimulated vis-a-vis previous lifestyles and the internet. Not to mention new stresses from job, family, moving and such. While time and good love-making tend to overcome most…

MOMAGER SMASH!

And which Lebron recipe would be worse than being hit by a car?

I’m not saying that she didn’t do something wrong. But here’s the consequences in Texas for a DUI:

Pinkham has loyal readers who defend people lacking the ability to identify scrambled eggs. They too became offended when the flaws in their argument were pointed out, then they continued to read or didn’t. I’m a little offended by your tarring me as an apologist for drunk drivers and as a legalization obsessed…

This isn’t defending drunk driving, you twit. Pinkham, myself and everyone else are not defending that behavior, and personally I find drunk driving of any kind abhorrent. However, you are attempting to use drunk driving as a strawman to defend the terrible disparity in sentencing that this girl would have faced if…

The punishment she would have faced would have had little to do with driving while high and you know it. If it did, she would have faced the punishment she deserved- a suspended license, required training and likely a misdemeanor that, for better or worse, would have had few future consequences considering how…

Do you have any idea what the actual consequences of a criminal record can be? Have you ever had a real encounter with the police? Did you think that the American criminal justice system, as is, is built to encourage rehabilitation? It’s not- it’s designed to punish those who can’t afford to escape it in the futile…

My personal favorite would have been the Warriors after the Dallas upset if Chris Cohan didn’t cheap out. For AK’s burdensome contract and desire for a more traditional three, Utah might have easily taken the dead body of Adonal Foyle, Matt Barnes or Mikael Pietrus, and the 18th pick (Nellie never used young players…

There was chatter and rumors of AK-47 trades to the Seven Second or Less Suns and Nellieball Warriors. Who knows if Dantoni and Nelson would have been smart enough to properly use him, but dear God Kirilenko could have been a world ender on those teams.

And a special thank you to Sepp himself:

Thank you, Pinkham. As I am at work, I cannot give these stories there proper emotionally response. So instead, this has been my expression and feeling for the past 10 minutes.

Death would be nice. Death in prison would be better.

Fuck Joey Crawford forever and ever

So is Pazuzu what we’re calling Lil B now? Actually, yes- let’s start calling him that immediately. I will religiously watch an Exorcist remake where he voices the demon.

This has to be the end for him, right? Not that he had a shot anyway, but the vanity project to raise money and get a better Fox News time-slot ends here, right? This has to be the presidential campaign equivalent of informing your neighbors that your a sex offender. There’s no way this helps him with the far right,…

But he can spell can’t, hot take boy.