This has to be the end for him, right? Not that he had a shot anyway, but the vanity project to raise money and get a better Fox News time-slot ends here, right? This has to be the presidential campaign equivalent of informing your neighbors that your a sex offender. There’s no way this helps him with the far right,…

But he can spell can’t, hot take boy.

This renders all judgements null.

IRL with an Internet assist.

Exactly. Every servicemember worth his/her salt keeps ID with him/her. As I'm an idiot, I've lost my twice and I can't tell you what a pain in the ass the command will make it to get a replacement. As such, it's the last thing I check for every day. Anyone who doesn't have it ready to flash is lying or should know…

He had thoughts, did he? Were they “hurr” and “durr?”

I’ve always wanted to see an entire continent explode in joy. Remove Suarez’s grubby fingers, and it happens.

Look out! He is a Spider-Pig!

If not, that's how it should work.

so, doesn't this make you two both Internet-married and our rightful rulers?

Bill Brasky's an 8-foot, two-ton monster who can palm a basketball in one hand and both cheeks of Joakim Noah's firm, supple ass in the other.

Pro-tip- If you're going to abuse kids for football, avoid Ivy Leaguers with connected parents and no chance at pro-ball. Good luck getting a job coaching frisbee football after this, guy.

You maybe right, but I would rather watch a team on its last game than a bunch of mediocre power-5 schools leverage FCS wins into an attempt to sugarcoat a crap season for alumni donors

It's a political world we live in. Ignore the comment or go somewhere else.

You poor bastard

Pee Wee, Rodney Dangerfield and David Lee Roth. The power trio of 80s weirdness and drug orgies.

Interesting comment, but I think your description of a sociopath is off-the-mark. Here's what the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5) says about sociopathic tendencies: