You know who was the best at video montages ?????....Yaz

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Is it because Mark Trumbo is scrappy, has a high motor, plays the game the right way, is a lunch pail guy, a gym rat, and has all the intangibles and a lot of heart, while Adam Jones is just a gifted, natural athlete?

Yeah, but can you tell us with extreme confidence through a pop culture reference that he wasn’t joking?

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

D.B. Pooper

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Someone should leak the bracket and then someone else should provide the show with Trump’s taxes to fill their time.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

Worth it.

As a Bears fan, I am far more concerned about the impact Mike’s wife Yoko Gono has on his life than I am about his QB skills.

My favorite part of this is the hot takes on what Tyrod needs to do to succeed on the local news sites. Yeah, like he never would have thought to throw over the middle without input from a lardassed forklift operator from Tonawanda. Thanks, buddy!

No Romo was not going to fall in their urine-soaked laps. Romo would fall through a table on fire and they were very concerned he would immediately go on IR for the season.

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

Like, the fuck do people expect him to say?

Cards Nation is going to have a tough year, since they have to boycott their new center fielder and Anheuser-Busch.

The lesson, as always: never tweet.