TEGRIDY

He held the bat in his hand until the play was clearly decided, then chucked it into the outfield? Spare us your pearl-clenching forever, Cardinals fans. That's the biggest bullshit play I ever saw in baseball.

DJ at Tampa strip club at 4:50pm on a Tuesday: [fires up Def Leppard, “Rocket”]

that’s gotta be the weirdest “goofs” page I’ve ever seen. Somebody have a vendetta against James Cameron or something?

I actually do watch the show and think it still puts out good, even great episodes.

now THIS is what I call laser-focused!

more like Freedom Friday...but still on a Tuesday!

thank you for knowing what “impeachment” means. Dude’s definitely getting impeached.

If he’s counting on Fox News viewers to carry the day, it’s gonna be a bad time for him. They’re insane, they’re a cult, but they are a vast minority in America.

This beerkake thing is weird and bad. 

You...used crayons...in college?

Wait, you guys had the “ingrown butt hair” thing, too? HOW?! How did these spread pre-internet???

Keep writin’, man

I don’t know what I just read, but I love it and want more.

SIR. IT’S. A. HONEY. OF. AN. O. SIR!

people forget this

Fox News Cinematic Universe

you mean Pendejo

I read this as Dan Cortese, which would be AWESOME

Iiif you haaaave to aaaa-ask