now THIS is what I call laser-focused!

more like Freedom Friday...but still on a Tuesday!

thank you for knowing what “impeachment” means. Dude’s definitely getting impeached.

If he’s counting on Fox News viewers to carry the day, it’s gonna be a bad time for him. They’re insane, they’re a cult, but they are a vast minority in America.

This beerkake thing is weird and bad. 

You...used crayons...in college?

Wait, you guys had the “ingrown butt hair” thing, too? HOW?! How did these spread pre-internet???

I don’t know what I just read, but I love it and want more.

SIR. IT’S. A. HONEY. OF. AN. O. SIR!

people forget this

Fox News Cinematic Universe

you mean Pendejo

I read this as Dan Cortese, which would be AWESOME

Iiif you haaaave to aaaa-ask

they did.

if the bacon was still sitting around at 1:29 in the afternoon, it must be some shitty bacon

I bet you didn’t really do this. What kind of low human lies about bacon?

#COTY

or punch him in the dick and balls

uh...Avengers: Infinity War??????