WRONG

On what planet is Nick Saban not running up the score on sacrificial cupcake teams?!

He told Houston to GET OUT

Question, Brian: did you ever meet Chicago Party Aunt?

it looks like LeBron is shooting a green laser out of his chest at Nurkic

I love this idea. It at least gives us some reason to watch those 1-8 and 2-7 rounds: ANGER

I can’t even watch this. Won’t. Fuck that guy forever.

Call me crazy, Email of the Week Nick, but I think “crazy drug orgy” should rank a hell of a lot higher than “room with brains sprayed all over the ceiling and walls”

ironic how he so desperately wishes to become black

did...did you just compare football to basketball? You just blew up your own argument.

Dixon is, like, a hundred miles away from Chicago.

FRANK STALLONE?!

What a great night that was!

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

Eat. Local. Pizza.

Jerks, that’s who.

Maybe what also changed was that I didn’t need a Weekly Hour of Feeling Bad anymore when every single damn day in America started to feel that way.

I stuck around to see who got the receiving end of Lucille, but I had already decided that’d be the last episode I’d watch. The build-up to Negan was so ridiculously overwrought and long, I felt like I was just getting screwed with by the show.

Poo Javelin...what is a plethora?

she slammed him so hard it broke the space-time continuum