Kevin Harlan is the most underrated play-by-play announcer in sports.

Weird...no Russian radio call?

FYI, 95% of Deadspin readers: the money shot is at 3:08.

Could you share exactly how you created this “blood mode” ROM?

Advertising/marketing jargon is the absolute worst, because it’s purposely over-complicated and over-acronym’ed to hide the fact that it’s really, really easy and most of the world is bullshitting bullshitters.

Me, reading through that rapid-fire assault of links in the final paragraph:

She’s been a Senator for one year, dude.

What the fuck, Tim Trainor?

I am so sick of the Patriots winning that I actually screamed “NOOOO!” here in my office on the final play of the game.

your ROM is hacked for Blood Mode, man

You’re my favorite emailer ever, Arby’s Ryan.

Fucking sucks

Is he gonna tweet about this?

Did you mess with the ROM to create so many injuries?

Nailed it

This really is some of your finest work. I laughed into a coughing fit at “I WATCH TELEVISION!”

***EVENBAGGIERTROUSERS7 2020***

I dunno, that seems pretty funny and in line with Aunt Jackie’s character

I think that’s a real possibility.

I’m starting to think Drew leaves these math errors in here all the time just for me