It'll be 45 minutes of waiting for the aliens to destroy the Empire State building, and then about 3 hours waiting for something even remotely as satisfying to happen again.

That headline is confusing: what's a "record store"?

It has always seemed to me that coolest gig in show business is SNL. To be young(ish), living in New York, making great money, the (supposed) fraternity of the cast, the nostalgia factor, the history of the show, etc. To me, it was always epitomized by the whole cast closing the show together. THEN it occurred to…

I cannot think of one 3D movie I've seen where, 20 or so minutes in, I was even aware I was watching a 3D movie. The effect wears off.

"Crying"…loved it.

Can we just say "THE oddest"?

Heather Ledger's Joker…

Of course they'd have gotten somewhere without Freddie! I mean, just think of everything they've done since Freddie died: reissued their greatest hits in several dozen new editions. And, uh, well, played with that American Idol guy. Oh, and reissued some other stuff. And, well, I guess that's about it.

That's like on Mad Men when the color of the pencil Don used in Season 1, Ep 3 is the same color as the car driving by in the background of Season 7, Ep 8. I can't believe I caught that!

Good for you!

Actually, I was agreeing with your whole point…and sarcastically saying it's worth completely forgetting about NOW (why wait until the day after?). It's that ridiculous.

"he raved about a show I directed"…would it happen to be "Animals on Wheels"? Or was it "Red, White, and Blaine"?

Forget about what?

I really feel for them.

There used to be a burger joint at our mall called "Flamers". Same idea…

King of Kong made Schindler's List look like The Country Bears.

Explain…

I don't care. All I know is I'm NEVER BUYING ANOTHER DURACELL BATTERY AGAIN.

But it's too high to get over…and you're a vegetable (?).

HA! Your neighbor's mom makes more than you do!