Utterly weak.

Holy cow, as much as I'd love to root for this, it just keeps looking worse and worse.

It's ok if he just holds the race card. But if he plays it…..

Not a day goes by that I don't (jokingly) tell one of my kids, "_________, I love you, but…" and they say "you're bringing me down, I know, Dad."

But it's not like EVERYBODY knows the plot from The Room, so why is it so hilarious? Now, if it was something that, you know, more than 100 people have actually seen, then that'd be funny.