"I'm building a wall & you'll pay for it"
"No"
"Well that's ok then"

Yup.

Ah yes, Hunter S. on his muse, Nixon "He was so crooked, he had to be screwed into his pants in the morning"

Bit more to the story according to the intro:)

Guess he had to return some videotapes.

Not everyone obvs, but it comes up periodically on the weekly reviews and it's usually quite funny & personal, irrespective of your own view of RHCP.

Yup, tbf the author has disliked RHCP for a very long time. No doubt it won't all be to everyone's taste, it's quite a personal, slightly eccentric viewpoint. The guests don't necessarily share those views, so each week has a different take, quite a few "classic" albums are slated by the guests.

Yeah, it's a very English website both in it's guests and it's sense of humour & time & place.

Yup, an actual Great Job, Internet! Website is brilliant, for the sheer hatred of the 'Chilli Peppers among many great write ups.

My cunningly laid trap worked, we have 12 Irish people on AV Club. Bring out the green jumpsuits! And creamy pints of stout! Wigs on the green, shillelaghs in the parlour!

"Down with this sort of thing"

Pfft, how many divisions does SAG-AFTRA Presidente Carteris have?

People claiming they would have a thousand year empire have a poor success rate

I assumed you were a small town lawyer chicken who could be paid with a jug of moonshine or an old timey jig. Oh internet, you got me again good!

Remember when he killed the sandpeople, and didn't care that he had?

Was a trenchmate of Richard Harrow.

..while being beaten with baseball bats by orphans, during intermission in the first Presidential debate. Now that's entertainment

COMING THIS FALL:

I originally wrote "Beer god", now that's Freudian, baby.

"I don’t want to overstate this case, and I don’t like hyperbole,” Collinsworth lied, “but what Sam Bradford is doing here tonight is unbelievable.”