Russell Crowe gave it a go, but to be honest I gave up after thirty minutes 'cos it was incomprehensible. Stop hitting me , Russell, that hurts dammit!

"Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole", when you could have said "pee-pee soaked heckhole."

I'd guess Cumberbatch in particular was paid next to nothing for the first series of Sherlock, he was an unknown. Be interesting to know how many series he signed up for at the initial rates.

Also, myself and Freeman are so busy in the US now, there's no way we're going back to BBC wages anytime soon.

And Kinky Friedman with the matzo balls bigger than your head & the worry if you'd get the linen or not?

On his 'Block and Tackle' column from 2 weeks ago now I think.

It's a inanimate fucking object!

English right? It's English isn't it? (Don't be French, Don't be French, [crosses fingers])

Font tha Police

I reckon Preacher has the potential to supersede the rest, first season was solid, great casting, visuals & alot of thought gone into it. Given all the scene setting is done now, interesting to see where it goes.

You forgot to kill the cow first, rookie error

Original post was that Malkovich is awesome despite his flaws, my point is he is awesome because of his flaws. For the true Malkovich aficionado, this is a seismic Sunni vs Shia style philosophical schism

Jebus, is there any low, underhanded grifter nonsense DT hasn't been involved in? I'm pretty convinced he's just a Democrat stooge to parody the worst stereotypes of the Republican party. There's an acronym from Irish politics GUBU (grotesque, unbelievable, bizarre and unprecedented) that's thrown around whenever…

Counterpoint: Malkovich (Malkovich!Malkovich!) is awesome, but frequently is making a different film in his own head to the actual movie everyone else is in.

Given the time & place, probably no-one really knows what went on. Would make a helluva HBO mini-series if anybody could piece together what really happened. God knows what actually occurred given the USSR of the time.

Yes. it's not solely the fryer oil in the version that used to circulate, but it's a bit gruesome so left it out

Given the horror/comedy nexus of sunglasses, I'm guessing this a Weekend at Bernies style biopic?

Working in fast food is enormous fun, you meet girls, bad influences & so, so many drunk people. It will also teach you to get the hell out and find an easier, better paid job.

Do you have the (what I hope was an) urban myth in the US about someone cleaning the grease traps over fryers mid shift and their foot slipping?

Counterpoint: Cowboys vs Aliens