If it wasn’t your wife, whose wife was it?

It only feels like a stranger if you sit on your hand until it goes numb first.

I have the skills to drive a stick, but my wife does not. The truth is, that I prefer automatics and I’m not embarrassed to admit that anywhere. So I’ve never used that as an excuse. 

I’d love to stop the “ugh my WIFE” types of comments altogether. It seems like a major boomer/x-er staple to, for some reason, communicate that you loathe the person that you’ve chosen to spend your life with. I can’t wait to never hear a wife or “my husband is sooo stupid” esque joke ever again.

You can get a loaded Mazda 6 turbo for under $30k, CPO. The infotainment system is a bit crap, but Android Auto and Apple CarPlay mitigate most of the issues you’d have.

Tell me more about how you have more of a right to decide what happens with someone else’s property than they do, comrade.

How thin is the sliver on the Venn diagram of anything and Quiznos patrons?

He lives in NYC. They are a special kind of self-absorbed assholes. The world revolves around them, right?

It’s never acceptable to damage someone else’s property.

Yeah, this seems very unnecessary to me.  I’m sure, like, one guy somewhere is excited about this.

Particular emphasis on this delusional, elitist statement: “Also, if you live in New York City and you are fortunate enough to own a car and you don’t want your bumper to get nicked then you are probably also fortunate enough to rent a garage space.” Garage spaces run up to $800/month in the central city. And car…

Apparently if someone has a nice car, Jalopnik lumps them in as some bourgeoisie ass-hat that can afford and deserves anything that comes their way

“Bitcoin, Dogcoin, goats, empty returnable bottles, unrolled pennies, shiny discs of metal that look like coins but aren’t, beads, bags of leather scraps - whatever you have, we’ll take it. Just please buy our garbage sandwiches.”

Yeah, I thought that was a bad take as well.

This is Shilling, after all. He’s not going to stop being an idiot. 

I’d argue that it’s somewhat ambitious. 2030 isn’t that far away and EVs are what, 2% of current sales. Plus 80% of those sales are Tesla.

For crying out loud, Shilling is on one today and it’s much dumber than usual. “Just tell the automakers to start making EV’s Joe!” I’ve heard the interns at our office say “I can’t even” and now I fully understand the meaning.

The title says 2050 but the article says 2030.  By 2030 isn’t “weak ass-shit,” it’s realistic. Moreover, it’s completely fair for PHEVs to count towards that goal as they can do 90% of driving in EV mode for most drivers, which gets more out of our limited battery supply. 

I’m old enough to have driven one of these new. And don’t have any desire to repeat the experience. Plus, I’ve ditched all my 8 tracks.

This is a woman who’s only “accomplishment” is being born rich enough that she never needed to acquire any life skills at all. That’s not really something to be proud of, but she seems to think it is.