As a delivery driver, I can say that nothing about the thought of riding this for a 10 hour shift in bad weather appeals to me.

As one who has digested many Big Bites in my day, I’m with you.

I have eaten things from 7/11 that I am not proud of. Hot dogs. Beef patties. So many taquitos. But there is no way I’m eating fish that’s been rotating on a stick under heat lamps all day long. The line between this and gas station sushi is too fine for me. 

Someone should send Nicholas something on the Streisand effect.

I never want to hear another “women are too emotional to...” comment as long as I live.

Now I’ll give him the glitter bomb, because that shit is unpleasant and might actually be dangerous depending on how it is packed. The chocolate poop is questionable, depending on how it is packed and how quickly it can be distinguished from real poop. And the “Fat Midget” address label is just an insult with no…

No joke I thought this was an elaborate campaign for Ford’s new F150 with the onboard generator.

Back in the early ‘00s, my friends and I started calling Ranch ‘the condiment of the new millennium’ and so far it doesn’t look like we were wrong.

Seriously what is it with McDonald’s? The one on the otherwise very quiet, corporate, and over-gentrified block I work on in Manhattan just constantly has 5-person fistfights spilling out into the street.

I have always been of the opinion that the average American has the IQ of a carrot (thank you Real Genius) but every time I read about Goop I feel I owe the carrots an apology. 

Goop’s website has long been a repository of detoxifying foods complete bullshit

“Look at me, I’m pre-tipping!”

What if we made tipping MORE annoying and complicated is just a really fun take. 

Although getting distilleries and European retailers to ship to Illinois can be problematic. My favorite store recently stopped. They are blaming DHL. AT least this should slow down price increases.

Joke’s on you! That’s one of the voices already in my head.

Duff Shark!

As long as the VIN doesn’t change, it’s the same car. So you need to fill out form 468-B6 and stand in that line over there.

If I wanted to watch Tik Tok food shit, I would just go to Tik Tok.

They’re not recognized enough, but the the halal carts in NYC are the first thing that come to mind. I wish the US has more street food.

It’s been too long since I lived in a city with good street food.