“Recreational meat” is a simply delightful phrase (and concept).

These things are terrible. They’re completely flavorless and the texture is just offputting. Please stop putting them on my pizzas, thanks.

I mean why not, they don’t have Mexican food either.

Two hundred...? I mean I know that the Scots are not a people renowned for their calm and even temperament, but still.

The other day I was in one of the stores I have doing some checks after inventory. I hear someone yelling at an employee that they stole their phone. I walk up and first ask the lady to calm down. I ask her to check herself and her purse one more time before I go check the cameras.

I read it. It just seemed a little angrier than it needed to be. 

Speaking of stans......

Man, everyone was just so jacked up on cocaine in the ‘80's.

I’ve always hated it, I guess because my mother cooked nearly everything from scratch - including a long-cooked red sauce that has spoiled me from ever enjoying Chef Boyardee, SpaghettiOs, etc. As a kid, the few times I successfully choked down such things were on camping trips with friends whose families were…

No, but they’ll waste my time making suggestions I don’t want.

Tossing a bunch of frozen fruit and a related liquid in a blender is super easy and gets you the drinks in the teaser picture. Minus the umbrellas. 

This isn’t necessarily an Autopilot problem... I see two shitty California drivers.

This “problem” already had a solution, and that’s the Recipe Filter extension I use on Chrome. You still have to click on the page so they still get the interactions but you don’t have to read unless you’re interested.

I mean going with the lower tier stuff might be the way to do it. It turns in the store fast and someone’s more likely to just think they got a bad bottle and dump it than complain like they would if they got a bad expensive one.

When they do one for Coors light, Haams or Pilsner Urquell, call me up.

On the flip side, counterfeit Yellow Tail might actually be drinkable.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by the apparent quality of the backyard dive bar (a similar promotional concept): https://www.wdrb.com/wdrb-in-the-morning/miller-high-life-fan-in-wisconsin-wins-backyard-dive-bar-after-entering-contest/article_4a8c26bc-1913-11eb-88b2-6f477297fec3.html

OH GODDAMNIT CANADA WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

I have to commend you on your writing skills. While some of your colleagues writing leaves one bored and ready to move on, the way you exquisitely use the english language is a joy to read. I hope the future is bright for you!