There was a photo associated with the article but the link didn’t pick it up. Definitely a silver XK-E and honestly, it looks pretty nice. Too bad the car can’t choose its owner.

His picture screams Corvette but another article mentions it was a convertible Jaguar XK-E.

It’s not really a family member. There’s always some random niece’s boyfriend showing up with a ratshit PT Cruiser or busted Altima.

I’m very supportive of all kinds of agricultural technologies and advancements that improve farm efficiencies and help reduce hunger but this lab grown Frankenmeat is something I’m not ready to embrace.

First gear:

As a kid in the 70's it was the 1970 Superbird. The aerodynamic nose cone was airplane stuff, the wing was so big it looked like a kid my age at the time designed it and it had a Roadrunner cartoon on it. Nothing was cooler. 

Mad Max’s Pursuit Special, last of the V8 Interceptors.

The forum stories I uncovered claimed it might have been a George Barris custom gifted to Shelby, so that’s probably how the story got purple-monkey-dishwashered into what we have here.

There’s some discussion on a couple forums about the car from an auction last year. George Barris comes up but there too, no one can authenticate the story.

Asphalt defender. That’s a new one. 

I agree and exactly what I own now.

So it’s just a salad with some oversized, uncrisp croutons.

“...a $500 “general admission” ticket, featured no views of the track itself; instead, you’d hang out with a bunch of other F1 fans in a convention center and watch the race on TV.”

All meth, no brains

Can we talk about that little window-breaking slingshot thingy cuz I’ve never seen one and that looked pretty simple and effective. 

That’s a fair response. It’s not like the turkey was inedible. It was fine. But that’s just it, it was fine. And to be clear, we used the fryer on more than one occasion. We gave it a legitimate chance and seriously, I’m a good cook. Truthfully I think maybe we just cook a damn good oven roasted turkey so the deep…

Honestly, we bought a turkey deep fryer years ago and we were disappointed with the result. We took all the requisite precautions in using the thing; it can be done safely and we also had a large outdoor space to cook. So it’s not about the dangers of using the deep fryer at all. Maybe it was the hype and we expected…

Hilarious. Our first trip to Vegas was back in the mid-90's. We went in February and while we knew it was offseason and winter, we also rented a convertible Corvette for a drive to the Grand Canyon. One thing we did not take into account was that there could be snow anywhere along this trip. Well imagine our tourist…

I actually do know exactly how to do this. I’m defintiely not going to explain it here but let’s just say you can’t just do it with your own money, there are loans involved and a business line is pretty key. Even though it doesn’t look as though he took any steps to hide/protect any of the money, something you…

I’m not sure that the Porsche Cayenne qualifies as a “great” vehicle but it’s certainly capable. But every other one in my area wears the battle scars of assorted parking garage scrapes and various other minor dents and marks. I guess mall crawling is the equivalent of off-roading for most of these drivers, so they…