Hey, if they’ll give you 0% APR you can get your monthly to come in just under $800 over 480 months, so, yeah why not?

Made a couple transatlantic flights as an unaccompanied minor in the 70's. Staff just gave me a shot of whiskey and a pack of Pall Malls and I was good. Man, kids these days.

Also known as your mom’s house.

Don’t recall, just rebrand. Say that your bag of dinosaurs may come with a surprise iron meteorite, just like the one that killed them off.

Surveillance is always pitched as a safety thing but you can bet that somehow someway there is monetary incentive for DoorDash to do this and if they were transparent about their motivations they know they’d get a lot more pushback.

I don’t use third-party delivery apps at all because I can’t abide ordering something that I know to be $30 on the menu and see a final checkout price of $48 and then still have to tip. Fuck off with that nonsense, go disrupt your mom.

He wanted to see if it would fit. 

What a complete shitshow. Honestly for every overpriced dollar Vegas (the city) gets from the F1-Instagram attendees, they’re going to lose $10 from their regular visitors who are going to learn to avoid the whole place like the plague for months leading up to this boondoggle event.

A Prowler wouldn’t be batshit insane but it would be batshit dangerous, which might even be better. 

To say it was the worst is a stretch but the Ideal TCR (Total Control Racing) Slotless track car set that supposedly gave you the ability to pass other “slot” cars was disappointing. It came with “jam cars” that just moved slowly around the track circuit and a switch on your car control was supposed to let you change…

Of course. That’s the beauty of private enterprise in general; make your rules and let the market decide whether they’re good rules or not.

Not a fan of the wheels but counterpoint, that Gremlin dragster is amazing.

The issue I’d have is that “unable to parent” seems pretty arbitrary. Who gets to decide when and how parenting crosses the line into “bad” territory and justifies a fee?

I get that the cops can’t give this guy any exceptions but at the same time, if that’s the actual car in the photos, who is mistaking it for an active duty highway patrol car? I mean I might pull over but only because I’d expect to get Mr. Lahey’s autograph.

I can’t get over the fact that someone got halfway through this and then saw it through. How would you not stop and ask yourself what the fuck you’re doing at the midway point? It somehow manages to be well-executed and absolutely terrible at the same time.

He pleaded not guilty. Employing the Shaggy defence, I see.

Since no one was hurt, I’m not gonna lie that looks pretty cool. 

At the steak dinner in Episode 8 what I noticed were the Laguiole steak knives. Presumably handmade French ones, not plastic Chinese knockoffs. 

LS swap. NP.

Relax, the woman was just disrupted.