Counterpoint: the Pony was awful and completely disintegrated after about 3 Canadian winters, assuming it was running for that long in the first place. 

I’m feelin so fly like a G6.

It’s the restaurant patrons staring at their phone that get me. I mean, do what you want, it’s not as though it impacts me personally, but I don’t understand why some people make the effort to go out and to pay for a restaurant atmosphere only to stare at a phone the whole time. You’re supposed to watch and judge the…

Don’t trust anyone under 30.

FFS. And now we’ll get dimwitted copycats.

Just checked in to make sure this was at the top of the list.

“The stock was the second highest on trading website Stocktwits “Trending” list”

It was a typo. He meant holy carp. 

1991 was 32 years ago. That still surprises the fuck out of me. 

The Beretta. All models. But especially the 1991 Beretta GTZ. You could get the 3.1L V6 but had to link it to the 3-speed auto. Road & Track gave it 0-60 times of around 9 seconds. For that they should have given the thing a calendar, not a speedometer.

I’m honestly disappointed it took him 23 swings to chop that gate.

All good, it’s just the afterburner.

That Vinfast valuation is what we might call Vinsane. 

“To make matters more interesting, the buyer financed this car”

Assclown is the perfect choice here. Asshole is too generic and simple. Asshat is far too light. An assclown is someone who revels in their behavior and thinks everyone else who doesn’t get them is wrong. Unlike a hat, which can easily be taken off or put on, an assclown wears the face. I think someone making all the…

The aftermarket makes them for all the usual suspects; mustang, camaro, charger, challenger...those are the ones I’m talking about. No tracks, just sideshows and cars and coffee.

I don’t get the fancy carbon fiber steering wheels with the led display. So expensive with so little benefit.

If you can’t be trusted to pump your own gas, you can’t be trusted not to abuse free tacos. 

1 of 4 built on a Tuesday with overcast skies while a black cat passed left to right in front of the paint booth.

The wood trim is upsetting.