I see a rotating hot dog. Shouldn’t be there.

* googles “are anti-aircraft systems legal in California” *

Using “dumbass” to describe this fellow seems a little...generous.

I feel like I’m going to catch a lot of shit for this choice but I think the Chrysler 300 is quite beautifully executed. It’s a rental fleet staple so about as normal a car as you can get but I think it has the perfect design mix of retro/modded/ordinary looks. It’s a family sedan that somehow can look sinister,…

Sounds to me like Boston Market will not survive much longer. Suppliers, rents, taxes not paid, all of that happens in error sometimes (although here too this seems a much deeper problem in this case) or other times gets remedied through some corporate reorg. But unpaid payroll reaches as far down the ladder as a…

I went to the auto show here this spring and specifically remember looking at a new Grand Wagoneer strictly out of curiosity because of the redesign and then looking at the MSRP of ~$120,000 (Canadian) and saying out loud, what the fuck, is this legit?  

Only about a month ago we had to take a cab from our hotel in Vegas to the airport. First indication of an issue was the driver opening his door to get out to help us with our bags but leaving the car in drive and rolling a couple feet. Then, as we were leaving he revved in park before shifting into drive and going…

Free drift-mode feature. 

The ad says 61,000 miles.

Meanwhile BMW is developing an advanced self-cancelling turn signal in the unlikely event their drivers accidentally use one.

Indignation?? What the fuck are you talking about?

“You have to, you know, handle the car...that’s not normal in a feminine mind”

The subheading says it was a rental, which would actually explain a lot, but nothing in the story coverage confirms that. Was it in fact a rental?

“This was a non-injury collision”

Like it or not, necessity is the mother of invention. That may mean things have to get worse in some ways before they get better.

Honestly I’m surprised you even got a product at all. I’ve always assumed these ads to be total scams.

It’s all in the name. Thomas’s Luxury Auto Salon would have gone up before anyone took note to complain.

I guess from his perspective everyone else was just blocking his driveway. 

Agreed and that was my first thought as well. It was always an in demand muscle car. Either this dude ripped some old guy off at $500 and feels guilty or he paid more than $500 but this is his boomer story so he’s sticking to it.  

Welp, at least now we know who’s used car not to buy.