I appreciate the efforts the fast-food establishments put in to their drive thru processes but they’re all entirely lost on me. I do not and will not use a drive thru because I’m highly particular about my car. Yes, it’s borderline obsessive but I won’t take the chance of spilled food or drink in my car. Honestly, I…

Nice. Gotta un-grey that one.

Agreed. I don’t understand why I like this thing. I know better. :)

They can call it the Vengeance but I’d call it the Larp.

The Chi Chi’s I would go to in the late 1980's and early 1990's closed because the neighborhood it was in gradually got worse. I’m sure the original appeal for its location was a cheaper lease but eventually it got to be a common occurrence to have your car broken into while you ate dinner. They posted warning signs…

Damn. I had a french vanilla this morning so I’m feeling rich and fancy. NP. 

Like people who pay for the highest horsepower engine option and then drive like Nikita Mazepin or is that different?

Uber’s entire existence is premised on ignoring rules and regulations. I’m not saying the legacy taxi business didn’t have issues but Uber didn’t “disrupt” anything. The strategy was from the outset to entice “gig workers” into a “side hustle” with initially compelling compensation funded by early-stage VC money,…

I’ve tried to reflect back on this before but honestly, I don’t even know. Seem to have been born with a steering wheel in my hand. There are pictures of me so young I can barely walk but I’m out on the driveway trying to help my dad clean his car. My favourite toys were Matchbox cars. I know my dad took me, at a…

If you’re trying to budget, shop your grocery store flyers/sales. Create a note on your phone (or wherever is best for you) where you list the best price per pound for meats or the best price you find for other items that you buy on a regular basis. Then if and when you find a better price, update the list…

Take your business elsewhere or whatever but DO NOT hassle the frontline staff over this. They have no say in the matter and only have another new burden to bear. Literally people, this is why we can’t have nice things.

Not to spoil the rant but, thank you. I take a certain amount of pride in aging into an optimal state of crankiness.

At first glance the side profile looks like a Stinger. And don’t get me wrong, that isn’t a bad thing. 

There is nothing specifically desirable about this car except its oddly nice condition. So do you pay a huge premium for that and then not drive it in the hope that at some point you can also sell this weird, non-desirable but great shape old car to someone else ten years from now? Or do you drive it regularly and…

Don’t blame the cows. Blame all the wannabe influencers and their stupid “butter boards”.

A complete crap box. Something like a rusted out 2000 Mercury Sable that barely runs. Because fuck anyone who wants to get together after no contact for 30 years and then judge me. I don’t feel the slightest compulsion to impress anyone I went to high school with. They want to talk? Give them something to talk shit…

Oh it’s hazing. Many years ago I worked at a company where high income was the expectation, not the exception. Young recruits were taken out to the most expensive restaurants, they were encouraged to wager amongst themselves on various business performance analytics, veteran staffers were encouraged to buy expensive…

My trust issues run waaay too deep to ever consider putting my car on Turo, or using Turo from the renter side. People who use this site might as well be aliens to me.

This seems messy, wasteful, fattening and gross. And I say this as someone who likes butter. 

This seller definitely knows what he has. “Its in Museum Condition”.