Looks like a chicken nugget. 

Way past an age when I should have known better (or looked it up) I thought scallops were potatoes. Cuz scalloped potatoes. So if someone told me about imitation potato scallops, I would have believed that for much longer than acceptable. 

Almost everyone who enjoys cars can confess to some stupid shit when they were younger. The big difference with what we’re talking about here, I think, is that for too many participants the car is secondary, and the shit-causing mayhem is the actual draw.

Wear the Cube Of Shame around their neck.

Exactly, seems like a huge reach to blame their relentless demise, something that’s arguably been ongoing for decades, on a switch to EVs. I mean, the super-hot take would blame socio-economics in that convertibles are a niche luxury vehicle and fewer people have the means to afford anything beyond necessary…

Dude, you just bought that? I tracked my build sheet online and then snuck into the factory on assembly day, locked the foreman in his office and then ran the fucking assembly line like a boss and built not just my car but the whole day’s shift. You don’t even know dude.

Yeah, there were a lot of these things during lockdown in particular too.

The province of Ontario put “stunt driving” rules in place quite a few years ago. Initially I wasn’t a fan of all the rules because I thought they were written overly broadly and could catch people up in situations that weren’t genuinely stunt driving or street racing. But the truth is, as much as I like to believe…

Not sure I see a parallel between using tools and being a capable driver. But even a capable driver can’t compensate for a shitbox that comes apart at speed. 

This “built not bought” shit. Don’t get me wrong, backyard skills and DIY is awesome. And everyone should learn a little maintenance knowledge at a minimum. But this notion that paying someone to do the job correctly makes you less of an enthusiast or even worse, a lesser person, needs to go away. If it’s money that…

The fact that there are comments on Twitter from attendees of this event saying simply that “it could have been handled better” says more than I ever could about the collective intelligence of this group.

I’m with you here. What I see is a slippery slope, ready for greasing. The potential is too high that for every drunk driving crash it stops (which will ALWAYS be a theoretical estimate), there is likely to be an equal number of unintended consequential problems and/or injuries. Ramp up the penalties for drunk…

Read about this kid yesterday. Apparently he managed to find about 140 investors. Not many details provided but at least one is owed $4.5 million. That’s the “investor” who managed to get a Mareva injunction.

Car cleaning products like instant detailer and some clean cloths so if I’m bored, waiting for the better half to do some shopping, I got something to do in the parking lot.

Cars and Coffee crash mode engaged. 

This is good but if you haven’t mixed Dijon with BBQ sauce, then you’re seriously missing out. The ratio, and even the type of BBQ sauce is something you mix to personal taste, but damn, try that on a burger or some brisket. Nothing better.

Was cereal really that inconvenient and yet simultaneously so necessary all these years?

Rather another adaptation of a classic than a 17th Batman movie.

If you’re going to charge admission, make it a combined open-to-the-public event with SEMA. And manufacturers need to bring more prototypes.

Aside from the “repeat offender” story about the guy stealing $600 worth of groceries, this seems more about deterring cart and basket theft than it would be about food shoplifting. People who are stealing $600 worth of food are probably not doing so out of pure hunger and a lack of resources and are probably…