The most frustrating thing about this is seeing the writing on the wall but not really knowing what to do about it or at least being somewhat limited in our options.

Well, we’re not at the punitive phase yet. Insurance companies, and eventually other businesses, are still rolling out these devices. This is still the opt-in phase with rewards to encourage participation. For the long-term plan to work, it needs to look voluntary.

You can sign up for your monitor. You seem very content with it. 

This sort of incentive program always starts with discounts. Always. Gradually over time though, the discounts become less and punitive measures start to creep in. After enough time there will be almost no incentives, only penalties. It will always be portrayed as a method that improves safety so if you’re against it…

Yeah, I actually wouldn’t doubt that someone in the boardroom made that case but do we really want to give the Youtubers and TikTokers any more bad ideas than they already come up with on their own? We gotta share the road with these dipshits. 

Musk also revealed “Gigabier” at this event.

I really want to believe that someone went in to trade their Aventador for like, 40 new Rio’s.

I bought a Challenger, couple years used, last summer. Didn’t own a car at all at the time (live downtown so walked everywhere or rented when necessary for a couple years) so I made contact with a decent dealership that would do some legwork for me in sourcing what I wanted. Even then, it took longer than expected…

Opening up a nice cold can of Spite and hoping he gets less now.

The F-150 Wind Farm edition for one side and the F-150 Ohio Nuclear for the other.

Need I point out that you are likely thinking the exact same way that these fine people were? The same people who got caught?

Look, if you’re going to commit fraud, don’t nickel and dime it through a method that is obviously going to get you caught sooner rather than later. Now I’m not advocating for anything illegal. Fraud is bullshit, no questions. But creating so many fraudulent documents, across so many financial institutions, using so…

The Venn diagram of Influencer, life hacks and Tik Tok is basically just a sphincter.

Sewer Pipe car.

Sometimes you’ve just got to throw caution to the wind and live dangerously. Like buying this. Or dating a redhead. NP.

Oh man. I had an A4 and S4 over the course of the aughts and at the tale end of that period, I really wanted to go to the A8L. But when I thought about it, it was the rear seat area that appealed to me most so took a different route. It’s not like my wife was gonna chauffer me around. I mean maybe my corpse if I had…

I think Miracle Whip and Mayo supporters can unite against the Salad Cream people.

Depends if we’re talking front seat or rear seat passenger. For rear seat it’s obviously anything long wheelbase like a Maybach, S500 or a Mulsanne.

Yup, and full fall colors in another. So probably pictures ranging any time from last October to March this year, again at best. Which for me begs the question, why wouldn’t you take current pictures unless the condition of the vehicle has changed (for the worse) since these were taken?

Are the trees already bare in New Jersey? Get the sense these may be year-old photos, at least.