That’s why we’re here.

Apropos of nothing, and I’m sure the average Jalop doesn’t need to hear this but just in case, for those in the back, I’d like to remind drivers that turn signals are used to indicate your intention to turn, not just to indicate what you are in the middle of doing.

Performative Outrage strikes again. Have any of these “facebook users” asked the dead how they feel? Someone is complaining about a grave marker from the 1740's being used as a table? I would make the case that this dead person may have had enough rest by now and might be ready for some company and a party.

Anyone who spends that kind of money on a gilded steak either didn’t work for their money or doesn’t really understand the value of money and is therefore likely to not have any soon enough.

From the state that introduced us to “affluenza” via another 16 year old driver.

I was going to suggest choking on them but that’s kinda mean and I like my ‘Merican neighbours.

Damn America, why you hating on Lego so much? 

Whatever functions as an Orange Julius website in Canada is obviously an extension of DQ and it actually, in bold font, asks you to search for a location based on Postal Code, City or “Providence”. Who spell checked that??

I have to agree I’m perplexed that my fellow Canadians would single out Orange Julius. But I don’t think that means the orange juice stand.

It’s definitely an ugly car. And it’s definitely not for me because I don’t have white hair and I don’t own a teal colored golf shirt. But for what it is, in this market, and its condition, it’s a NP.

I wouldn’t consider it a “reminder” that these exist. More of a warning.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an interior so ill-suited to wood accents. It looks like someone nailed an oar across the dash.

I seem to recall Germany having experimented with hydrogen vehicles some time ago. Don’t think it ended well. Something about huge manatees. 

I love cars and have since I was little. But that said, there has never been a car or truck that I was so horny for that I would compromise principles and finances for it. At the end of the day, it’s still just a car.

Purely a finance thing. Investment is the new endorsement for celebrities. They’re paid so much now that only the bottom tier of celebrity gets paid to endorse a product. The big return is to eventually cash out on the investment after riding the celebrity buy-in wave. I mean, whatever, good for him but this is pure…

Oddly thumb-like.

Exactly. I’ve flown for decades since being legally allowed to consume alcohol and never, not once ever, have I feared that I would uncontrollably turn into a raging dickhead just because I’m having a drink on a plane. The people we’re talking about here are very likely ground-based assholes too.

Hope the Nelly meal doesn’t have a random band aid in it.

Absofuckinglutely. Banning alcohol service on flights punishes everyone for the behaviour of a relative few while still not ensuring appropriate behaviour (see pre-drinking).

No WAY that’s homebuilt. It looks so legit.