This is not Nikki Haley’s apartment, nor are they Nikki Haley’s curtains. They are the apartment and furnishings of the US Ambassador to the United Nations. After Haley and Trump are gone another ambassador will move into the same apartment and use the same curtains until they are too worn and need to be replaced.

“You are old, Bernie Sanders,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on the left–
Do you think, at your age, it is right?”

Kids nowadays with their smartyphone induced Attention Deficit Disorder. They can’t even do a simple sexual assault without fiddling with a phone. Back in my day we concentrated on the job at hand. None of this stupid-ass multitasking.

Where were Serena Williams and Carlos Ramos while this was going on, and why was Serena brutalized and mistreated in such an unjust manner, while male players have traditionally been permitted, even encouraged, to misbehave in more egregious ways?

Is this the commenters fluffing each other thread?

Are food writers more pompous self-important dicks than wine critics?

You are an extraordinarily excellent and gifted commenter with a stellar body of work. You are a shining example to all of us. God bless you for being you. Would you please post a selection of your best comments so we can admire your awesome apercus and learn from them.

It’s a stupid joke, much lacking in anything even remotely approaching funny. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Your joke* was dumb.

I lack oenophilic expertise and am forced to apply simple rules in the selection of wines for my consumption. Do the wine bottles delivered by this club have corks or screw caps?

I lack oenophilic expertise and am forced to apply simple rules in the selection of wines for my consumption. Do the…

Nu? Everybody got to be someplace!

Nu? Everybody got to be someplace!

without counting the bad example given to millions of young people who follow motorbike races

Tools of Satan. They must be suppressed. If we cannot trust in the reality of what we see on television then we cannot trust anything at all, and all devolves into chaos and anarchy. Stop the wizards at Carnegie Mellon from pursuing their vile sorceries. Burn them like a steak.

In Manhattan, they can’t get a non-stale bagel?

I can hardly wait for the second edition of “The Art of the Deal - The President Years”.

Sure.

fuckery surrounding Serena Williams’s U.S. Open loss

Drew Barrymore danced on David Letterman’s desk AND showed him her tits! Did Janelle Monae flash David? I think not. I believe it might be useful to ask Dave to rank desk dancers in order of creativity and memorability, except that Dave is a sexual harasser and has a beard which makes him look like a patriarch so I…

Go away, you are a moron. Sanders didn’t have the goods to beat Hillary, Sanders didn’t have the goods to beat his meat. The only thing Sanders could and did do was to be enough of a spoiler with his pouting petulant behavior, to help Comey and the dipshit progressives voting symbolically to give us President Trump.

I say, anyone for a bit of Spotted Dick?

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