Prost, dass die gurgel nicht verrost.

True Story which I had completely forgotten about until a few minutes ago.

The ex-homeless guy does drugs. This hurts himself and nobody else. The couple stole $400,000 which was not theirs. They made suckers out of the thousands of people who donated, and they cheated the one for whom the donations were intended. Only a clueless moron would try to equate the two parties.

Hi Rebecca.

It’s a Black Thing. People of Color are less uptight, buttoned down, and stiff than Wypipo. Sometimes that leads to misunderstandings but it ain’t no big thing. We’re all fam(ily). Thot should loosen up a little. It’s a funeral, have some fun -- Aretha would have wanted it that way.

I see that you are operating on African-American Time. I believe the most recent really fun riot was 26 years ago.

Women don’t understand that the chief reason a guy hangs around with them is not conversation, companionship, friendship, or “I really enjoy being with you.” It’s pretty much hope for eventual (and frequent) access to the vagina.

Post pictures of your poop so that other people can analyze and comment on your shit. They may detect areas of concern that you might miss. We are simply not wired to critically assess our own shit. Also share pictures of your asshole so that your friends and followers can alert you to piles, anal fissures,…

Elections suffer from one fundamental and inescapable statistical flaw. 50% of everyone who votes in a given election falls below the median IQ. They are on the stupid side of the brains distribution. Some are a little stupid so they can be manipulated, some are stupider and can be easily fooled, and some are morons…

Next week they’ll burn her books and expunge her oeuvre from all library catalogs. How could she have dared to have values and attitudes consistent with her era, upbringing, and cultural environment!?

Now that is some fucking blatant clickbaiting in the choice of a header picture for this post. Does your momma know what you do for a living? Is she proud of you?

Reasoned, intelligent opposition to American imperialism is a legitimate and arguable point of view. Your comments on American Imperialism are neither reasoned or intelligent. They are stupid. You are stupid.

We had Charles Martel on a destrier back then. Now we have Donaldus Trumpus wielding a 9-iron, riding a golf cart. Victory may be less assured this time. He’ll arrive late to the battle, and leave early because nobody is willing to pay him enough up front.

The fact that your stupidity is sincere doesn’t make it any less stupid.

The ‘weighted’ lifestyle can become a little addictive. My cousin Eugene has a tendency to go a little overboard on things. The weighted parka during the winter was fairly unobtrusive, but then he started dragging a ball and chain around during the day when going to work or going out. The weighted swimsuit proved to…

The ‘weighted’ lifestyle can become a little addictive. My cousin Eugene has a tendency to go a little overboard on…

She looks good. Face ‘looks like a man’ but the rest of her is nicely proportioned, taut, and well sculpted. Grease her up good, and bring her to my room for the night.

There’s an awful lot of ‘I’s in this comment. In fact it’s more about yourself than anything else. Are all your comments like this or is this an outlier?

inexorable

Sir!

Baseball writing (and sports writing in general) has a number of unwritten rules. All sports writing has to be colorful, use catchphrases and nonsense words specific to the sport (e.g. dinger, paint, crunge, dippler), presumes encyclopedic knowledge on the part of the reader of the sport in question, and has to be…