Yes, because you are an easily led fool.

That fucking asshat Bolton with his stupid mustache is busily encouraging Trump to tear down every alliance and treaty the US is a party to. Between Kudlow and Bolton there are no brakes on Trump. He is a juggernaut careening toward disaster with a dumb smirk on his face.

America’s painter laureate John McNaughton is surely hard at work on two masterpieces soon to be completed. One of course will be “Heroic Trump Defeats Effete Foreigners at G7" and the other work is pending on the outcome but will likely be “Trump Deals With North Korea Way Better Than Obama.”

George Bush was a little bit of a goofball and the world thought he was kind of silly, but he was an amiable goofball. His evil vizier led him down the wrong path and the US did some damage to it’s standing and image internationally but nothing permanent.

He’s a fierce, talented, visionary, artistic, philosophic douchecanoe. He’s radiant, fucks his sister, and he’s an alien.

I am a white person, have been all my life. As someone residing in the New Jersey, New York area for most of that lifetime I have gone to school, served in the US Army, and been employed in close proximity to black people without incident. Some African-Americans I liked and respected, some I have found annoying, and…

Comedians Masturbating While You Watch?

Come to The Concourse — A lively and Happening place.

Perhaps your masters who control your purse strings could encourage Jalopnik to hire a competent engineer with experience in computer vision, image recognition, AI, LIDAR, etc. within an autonomous vehicle control context, to occasionally comment on this category from actual understanding of, and experience with the…

Your “general experience” seems unusually specific and quite broad. From what perspective are you seeing all these people getting ticketed and the number of their past infractions? In a lifetime of driving I have never been present as even one person got ticketed for a bad tail light, and have been totally unaware of…

During a stretch of personal economic misfortune I was forced by circumstance to get a Capital One credit card. It was a miserable ‘fee harvesting’ credit card aimed with great precision at financial losers like myself, which doled out miniscule credit limit increases for a fee, charged a large annual fee which was…

During a stretch of personal economic misfortune I was forced by circumstance to get a Capital One credit card. It…

Speaking of playing by the rules. Of the current nuclear powers with missiles, the least stable and predictable is Trump. I’m pretty sure he’s never read the rules.

Don’t worry, there’s nothing you can do so just hang on for the ride. America is probably going to slide into incompetence and irrelevance. Whatever geopolitical storms will mature first, the Koreas, a resurgent Russia, the Chinese making their move, or religious wars, it’s a good bet that they will pale before the…

So they are taking the back road now, to avoid bumping the baby? I hope they realize that can be a first step on the road leading to sinful homersexuality.

Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!
Bird thou never wert,
That from heaven, or near it,
Pourest thy full heart
In profuse strains of unpremeditated art.

Higher still and higher
From the earth thou springest
Like a cloud of fire;
The blue deep thou wingest,
And singing still dost soar, and soaring ever singest.

In the golden…

People are stupid and impressionable. They see all these cop videos where the police yell “stop resisting” while beating the crap out of their victims and they now think that is an obligatory counterpoint to the action. If you have a bunch of white people standing around when such an imbroglio commences, they…

PA has more motorcycles and guns.

I’m sure she has at least one unpaid parking ticket and probably a warning for a two day overdue vehicle registration. This kind of troublemaking hooligan tends to have a rap sheet as long as her sleek, lightly tanned legs descending from her pert bottom.

‘Wild wood’ is what police officer Punchy had after bopping that 20 year old in the head a couple of times and then rubbing himself all over her for several minutes after that. I bet his underwear was soaked in jizz when he finally got up off her. Hopefully none of it soaked through cause don’t nobody needs to smell…

Its like that laurel/yanni thing. It’s at a frequency that not everyone can hear.