Mazda - marketing the Miata as the white guy mid-life crisis-mobile was not a good move, even if it may have some truth to it.

I suspect the only thing good about the engine is the Caddy air-cleaner and it would be a nightmare to find a way to get the engine out without a crane.

Hopefully by then, someone at FCA has coached him out of saying something as groan-worthy and canned as “what we call the classic truck.”

Look at the Carfax.  He didn’t even preserve the thing very well, this guy is the fourth owner.

The problem with CR’s surveys is that it is double self selected. First self selected by those who subscribe to CR then self selected by those who choose to respond to the survey.

This comment is the Truck Yeah version of “FIRST”.

You literally missed the point friend.

All are present. Citroen opted to mount the passenger airbag in the ceiling to accommodate a more minimalist dash layout.

The front passenger airbag has been moved to the ceiling to free up space in the dashboard for a top-opening glovebox

It's in the roof on the passenger side :) 

Tesla’s don’t auto-install updates. They download the update and save a copy to the car, then you get a prompt asking when you’d like to install it. 

To be clear, these are the warning lights that you will see constantly, not just when you turn the ignition.

I could do that, but I do like me some toxic chemicals … ummmmm, toxic. 

It could probably use a cold meteor shower then.

Think about it this way. Every electric car that’s sold reduces our need to prop up dictators over in the middle east just to keep the cost of oil at a reasonable level. So if you want to start charging electric car owners a “user fee”, can we start charging gas-burning car owners a…

Watch any auction telecast. This is the kind of uniqueness that hardens bidders nipples. That being said, it doesn’t do all that much for me which is why I don’t buy cars at fancy auctions.

What? No, I’m sure they carefully masked all of that shit before 10 straight hours of blasting their way through a pallet of spray cans.

Accidentally?  Nah, they just went to town with the shit.  CP.

Translation: “I hate Teslas but I can’t come up with a good reason why”

Let’s agree to disagree... from the back they look like...