“Queen” is something you post on Beyonce’s Instagram, silly.

I’d say screw the author gig. Running a lifestyle site is where it’s at. I could sell slightly overpriced versions of my trademark cute-pajamas-at-home/throw-on-a-knit-dress-and-tights-when-leaving-the-house-is-necessary combo, post reviews of Netflix shows with recommended alcohol pairings, ponder the dilemma faced…

A queen is a type of fairy tale person, like a witch or a leprechaun.

eww, no way! you’re right. let me write something on what the next quinoa is going to be.

That’s best seller caliber work there my friend.

Is this like the Hollywood, glamourized version of the Facebook woman who is always stating how much she loves her boyfriend or husband and she’s #blessed but you really know there’s all kind of shitty baggage in that relationship?

I’m not entirely sure whether the current queen is named Elizabeth or Victoria. Are you jealous?

I’m not sure but in looking for it I found this:

She could always, you know, end it all by going and getting a real job...

its my dream in life...

I wanna say maybe “bon vivant” although it is gender neutral. But I have seen it applied mostly to males

This is a very good comment.

it is socialite. It works for both. (speaking as a male socialite)

Just remember, they’re only a Socialite if they’ve crashed to Earth. If they’re still in space, they’re just Social.

Newsflash: ElephantShoe seen wearing white flannel trousers, walking on the beach. Story on page 6!

You’re right. I was trying to inject some positive reinforcement because kids. But, fuck it. LEAVE JEN ALONE!

I definitely hate this trailer. Why do they have to give away the ENTIRE plot? Huh? Huh? Huh? It should have ended after Chris Pratt said “Do you trust me?” Which was about 30 seconds before it actually ended.

idk bobby, titanic in space sounds like something I need rn

And yet, she will still somehow garner an Oscar nomination for this role.

Bobby, I blame you for the Brange-break-up, you put it out there into the universe with your hysterical but ULTIMATELY DISASTROUS Mid-week Madness fanfic write ups.