Donald Trump will never get a kind tweet from his past, present, or future wives. This makes me smile.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

She’s only 14.

Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

Twins are weird.

whatever, i’m too enthralled with #lochtegate to care.

Have you been sent from the future to warn us?

I noticed a few of these last week but I assumed everyone was just punchy from senior week. This is by far my favorite Olympics challenge, and it only lends credence to the theory that Bobby’s article was for another challenge, who can get the most angry troll clicks.

Word. I put my cat, Felix, on a diet one time and he was not happy about it (the fights were terrible) and one evening during the diet, one of my neighbors made me and my boyfriend some pot brownies. I told my boyfriend to make sure the brownies were put away before he went to bed because Felix was on a rampage and…

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

In human years. Her Thetans are billions of years old.

As a victim of rape (and a woman of colour), I was unable to get through the whole transcript. I feel like throwing up, to be perfectly honest.

I usually don’t gripe about people constantly “you know what I’m saying?” at the end of every sentence, because it’s a habit, but maaan.

Why can’t it be both? I’m sure Penn State treated them worse than they treat white athletes because they’re Black. I’m also sure they raped her. The coverage around this movie will also likely be worse than it would be for the innumerable white rapists with Oscar-worthy movies because they’re Black. I’m still sure…

Nate Parker isn’t really interested in equity; he’s interested in privileging black masculinity and himself. It’s really ugly and I’m not here for it. If your pro-Blackness isn’t pro-woman, pro-queer, pro-trans, pro-disability, it is NOT pro-Blackness; you just want to oppress as you yourself were oppressed.

well bully for you? for some of us it feels different. imagine that