Whispery voice: ‘Jasmine or Basmati. Thoughts?”

That guy bouncing off the huge propeller and spinning madly up into the air, though... comedy gold.

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

Because I’m majorly procrastinating today, I did look into the matter, and I found something interesting: True Lies is loosely based on this French comedy (so perhaps good source material helped him out?)

I didn’t realize this was a new blog when I posted, so my comment showing up grey momentarily froze me in disproportionate-to-circumstances shock.

thank you my dearest

I think she did it on purpose and your mother is crafty. Or should I say, Krafty?

In the spirit of Senior Week, I think they should just republish all of Lindy’s old film reviews, and we can belly-laugh at our desks for the rest of the day. Nobody can trash a stupid movie like Lindy.

Titanic is basically a 3.5-hour-long Zales commercial, only slightly less emotionally compelling.

I WANNA BE UNGRAYED ON TITANIC DOT JEZEBEL!!!!

LINDYYYYYYYY

omg the Jezebel header as the Titanic

YOU’RE AN ANGEL.

I love that an entire subblog now exists for this post.

You think she did that on purpose?

i cant believe i’ve lived my whole life without visiting titanic.jezebel.com

The guy that’s not Bill Pullman

tape one because in between 1 and 2 my mom let 10-year-old lactose intolerant Fondue have a huge bowl of ice cream and then in the beginning of tape 2 I got explosive diarrhea and missed the whole mysterious sex scene.

Somewhat related- I feel like the deviled eggs post would have been perfect for Senior Week.

In the spirit of Senior Week, I Re-Watched Titanic So You Don’t Have To. You’re Welcome by Jez alum Lindy West.