Why the hell is HOMER the one to make me start sobbing?

Abigail Adams to John Adams:

Every time I hear / read about new testament Paul I say “Fuck Paul.” It’s a reflex. Anyone celebrating that dicktard gets automatic side eye.

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

agreed!

Well, is it a tradition now? In the category of “crushes on Weekend Update”, it’s been shown that Stefon’s cue cards would be changed by the writers after rehearsal in order to make Bill Hader break up.

My roommate and I both started dating our first boyfriends the summer before our third year of college. Roommate’s boyfriend broke up with her sometime around October, and she got crazy jealous and weird whenever my boyfriend was around. The most memorable incident was her picking through my trash can and counting…

Meredith Grey and Cristina Yang. The way they are fiercely loyal to each, and depicted a strong female friendship that occasionally had bumps due to men, but in no way revolved solely around discussing men.

Not my roommates, but a friend’s. She was living in a different country at the time, in a house with about 6 other strangers. Some of them were cool; two of them were not. These two would have loud sex, a lot of the times locking themselves in the (obviously shared) bathroom for HOURS.

Three words: PUBIC HAIR EVERYWHERE

My absolute favorite is Daria and Jane. To be weird and different and okay, to be allowed to be negative, to wander aimlessly around town and go and eat shitty pizza.

So I am lying in bed suffering through a cold. Nurse Emily is on the job! How is everyone’s Saturday going?

I want to have sexuals with you...my new line. Thank you Leslie Jones!

I don't know. Comedy is subversive but wanting to have sex with a 12 year old in a suit is going a bit far.

I can see “How am I being subtle!?” finding it’s way into my brain and coming out at some point. Hopefully an appropriate one. Wish me luck.

I care about Octo’s boner. As should we all! Won’t someone think of the boners!?

It took the overwhelming comedic talents of Leslie Jones to make Colin Jost even remotely appealing.

I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.

EGTOW