I don’t like Bill Murray at all, he’s one of those people that always seems to get a pass for his shitty behaviour because white people think he’s cool or whatever but I don’t think he was being that shitty here.

Well, with my great Aunt Stephanie who worked for the OSS, her files have long since been declassified, so we now know some of her feats and the heroism she showed. She spied against the Soviets in the 40s and 50s, and this info wasn’t released until I believe the 1990s. She never talked about it to anyone, so people…

You know who my favorite female spy is? No? Neither do I.

Seriously. The title should read The Dumb Tricks of 17th Century Spy FAILURES!

This is WAAAAY too much, for me. It isn’t “kinda too big,” it’s completely unacceptable.

I play French horn. This is how I enjoy intercourse.

That is not correct French horn-playing posture!

Most likely the results of their spy work ( reports, letters, eggs) were sent to men and they kept them instead of burning them after reading as they should have.

#1 Def real! Seen a couple in my days like this #KindaTooBigReally

DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN??? funny story about Allison Harvard... I adopted her cat. Like, she was a friend of a friend of my old roommates, and had to give up her cat cuz she was moving to Asia or something, and we ended up adopting her and she is the fucking cutest best thing ever

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

Can we add #IWantToBelieve to the mix?

voted twice. i am a modern woman. i contain multitudes. i cannot be defined by only one of the game’s hashtags.

oookay, size queen

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

remember when the game was a judge on antm and he had a huge crush on allison harvard?

Oh, there’s more than one way to send a message via eggs:

that one looks amazingly like my little black pug. We call her Bunny Monkey Squirrel Bear after all the things she resembles in a day.

tee-hee-hee