when are they gonna roll out the feature that keeps facebook from suggesting my ex-fiance’s new (like, NEW new) wife as “someone i might know”?

Are you folks going to report on the Beirut ISIL attacks or just the ones in France?

Minority opinion: I LOVE/NEED TINDER.

Guys on dating websites are fucking horrible. I recently got stupid and made a profile on OKC and I feel filthy just being on the same website as those shitbags.

“Concious uncoupling” broke the Internet?

Oh dear god no. This movie is painful to watch. Painful. The dialogue is ridiculous and overwrought, and the emotional “turmoil” of this entirely white, “hipster” cast is infuriating.. Nothing about that movie is genuine. This isn’t a movie about the realities of love at all. Jim Carey literally asks, “Why do I fall…

Eternal Sunshine honestly might be worse than Titanic.

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

gifs are my medium of choice.

Having had even really close friends wait until three months to tell me if they were pregnant because they had history of miscarriages, no. And what if someone is on medication that doesn’t mix well with booze? Or wants to go for a long run the next day and doesn’t want to be hungover? There are a MILLION reasons why…

Oh no! You don’t understand! This is a joke and there’s a war on jokes and people are so overly sensitive with their political correctness nowadays! People can’t take a joke!

Every time there’s an article on maiden/married name changes the thread is full of women who are feminist and all but their names were Włotrzewiszczykowycki or Cockhead or something so they were okay with taking their husband’s name of Smith.

At the risk of sounding negative, someone selfish and uncaring enough to leave his pregnant partner for another woman is probably not a likely candidate for Father of the Year.

Dear Mr. Crudup,

But according to Solano, his wife saw the photo and laughed.

And then when your husband leaves you with the five kids he said he wanted, you’ll easily be able to jump back into the workforce. It's foolproof!

Falafel!!! All I wanted when I was pregnant was falafel. Nothing else would do. Luckily, I live in N.Y. so I can get falafel at 3:00 in the damn AM.

I understand the question, but think it’s more accurate to say that this man is mentally incapable of consenting to sex, or likely even understanding what sex is. He has the mental capacity of a toddler. Do you think a toddler should be “barred” from having sex? Because I do.

He “refuses” to participate in FC unless his rapist is holding his hands. I mean come the fuck on.