Oh no. You've made me fear a new fear.

Ha, same! I’m TAing now and my students are pretty wonderful but there’s a certain chaotic energy mixed with wonder and awe that you rarely find in a college classroom. I think it’s because college students are trying to become “adults” and present as “mature”— it gets in the way of their brain joy.

I loved teaching high schoolers so much you guys but so much of my energy was devoted to dealing with crazy parents and appeasing the uber-PTA crowd. When you’re that involved in your kids’ school life, you are taking teachers’ attention away from creative lesson planning and timely grading. Moreover, it’s not like…

Oh I wasn’t suggesting we do away with urinals, just put them in a stall. The issue with these dude lawmakers seems to be the exposure of genitalia. This only happens in a men’s bathroom. Easy solution: put urinals in a stall!

Our numbers are growing! The future (and I guess also the past) is now!

<3 join us <3

I LOLed.

HERE’S an idea: exposed urinals are weird. Peeing next to other men is strange. Almost no one is totally comfortable with it based on my personal surveys. PRIVATE STALLS FOR EVERY GENDER and multigender bathrooms.

I went to Jackson Hole once and I felt like I could go ahead and skip some showers and from what I understand that's like, the fancy city.

More stars needed on this comment.

My college roommate had a rabies phobia so whenever I discussed how I hated getting wet she would freak out and tell me I was exhibiting symptoms of rabies. But I'm soooooo with you on sonic showers. Sigh.

Oh dude I’m so sorry. Fucking cheaters.

bathin WILL weaken you!

I was a wilderness guide and my favorite part about it was not showering for sometimes weeks. Maybe I would have felt differently if it were months but I doubt it.

Territory donations only, plz.

DOWN WITH SHOWERS!

I would 150% relocate to the Tetons if it meant no more showering

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but FACT: showers are Hell

Omg those are my two least favorite sensations

Maybe instead of Red and Blue states we could have Shower and No Shower states?