Full body shudder. No.

This makes me really fucking sad. The detail about the guy having a dog named Snoopy is gut-wrenching. I hope he gets the help he needs wherever he ends up, but meds and treatment for bipolar and schizophrenia are so, so tricky.

I went through a lot of fucking hassle to log into Kinja just to star this excellent, honest, and inspiring comment.

6 y/o me is so jealous. He looks just like Belle.

I just came here to say that my mom did this with us BUT our 2-4 year older cousins were usually aroundish “babysitting” and also it was a smaller town BUT ALSO there was a child molester in our neighborhood and on the other hand our dad was like, “don’t go near Chester.” But, personally, I wouldn’t roll those dice…

This is the strongest case for starting a family in the city that I've seen yet.

“One Day”?

true but ive heard tell strange and terrible lore concerning the desires of a woman when she is with child

Is “wanton destruction” a legal term or is that a vocabulary choice that someone made freely?

Really, Jezebel? You’re just going to throw that apple?

That makes it so, so much better.

poor kate

Thank you for this. 10 minutes ago my disdain for Weezer was purely aural but now it is moral as well. Upgrade.

my primary takeaway from this article is a deep appreciation of magnus’s hustle

Damn it all, I definitely don’t understand the cultural grammar of hipsters anymore.

“...calling into question our authenticity and motives.”

i have learned so many new tomato types because of your trolling, tomato troll. & yet i feel i never really learn at all.

apologist nonsense. student ID cards. bam.

My friends were _totally_ sissies, but the overcorrection to overly-sensitive friends was completely necessary for proper socialization in the wider world. Nevertheless, I, too, treasure that excellent mom encounter with all my contorted heart.

As a rule, my parents do not mortify me. But my mother, a very cheerful and bubbly woman, loved the shit out of It’s Happy Bunny, and when I would moodily peruse the ironic T Shirts in Hot Topic during our girls night out at the mall she would laugh hysterically at every It’s Happy Bunny piece of merchandise.…