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The skull represents me, who killed himself after his mom called him at work for the 500th time, wondering why her Yahoo! email account isn’t working.

For passing? Nowhere near? LeBron is an elite passer. You crazy.

Golden State Warriors, should they get to the Finals will have beaten a 55 win team, a 44 win team and a 41 win team.
Cleveland Cavs, when they get to the Finals will have beaten a 56 win team, a 48 win team, and a 44 win team.

I’m going to need a moment.

LeBaby - that is some cleverness not often seen this side of ESPN forums.

Your handle is appropriate.

Ah, didn’t take long for the moronic Lebron basher who still thinks he’s overrated.

73-9 is very impressive, but the Cavs put their season in cruise control early to keep the team healthy. I’m not saying they could win 73, but they didn’t try to either. Last year’s finals showed the world 2 things; Curry is the best player on the best team, and LeBron James is still markedly better than anyone else.

Steph Curry is the best shooter in the history of the NBA.

Nice acrobatics, but I think prosecutors can only charge this as voluntary rimslaughter.

You know, I have no idea who this is or what this picture means, but holy shit it’s awesome.

This is the face of a sorcerer that managed to summon a dragon to wreak vengeance on his enemies, but he didn’t actually expect the spell to work.

From now on, when I don’t watch basketball, I will assume basketball really is

Hopefully Draymond Green doesn’t wake up tied to railroad tracks.

Yes. Yes it is.

I don’t care who any of the Star Wars 2.0 characters hook up with, but Finn straight up stammer-asks Rey if she has a boyfriend back home, which is the most basic movie shorthand for “I’m interested.”

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

I might have to pick the Thunder in this series. They look like they could dig Golden State right out of the playoffs.

Reunite Gondwanaland!

Worked well for Atlanta last year

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FIY Petrolicious also did a piece on Kevin Reimer and his R32 GTR (if you’re interested, last time we talked he was thinking about selling it...), good friend of mine and many time downhill skateboarding world champion... One of the best Petrolicious video I know :)

I don’t know, I feel like Luke might’ve felt it a little short-handed.